Houston is a port-city: Houston, Galveston, Conroe, Corpus and all the towns in-between are coastal cities and towns.
ASAP: Buy jet skis, boats, rafts, kayaks... build a canoe. Hell at the least own a good innertube.
The Cajun Navy. #Bruh #WhoDat
Houston is "drownable."
Keep life jackets in the hall closet. Don't forget the speciality ones for Baby and pets.
H-Town Navy. #WhereTheyAtTho
Mayor Sylvester Turner for Governor.
BONUS: 11. Where exactly was Steve Harvey during all of this? Is he still a comedian cause there's so much material here.. 12. Mattress Mack is that dude. 13. H-Town still holdin.' Mayne Hold up. #SunnyOrGrey