Top 10: Hurricane Harvey

1. Houston is "floodable."
2. Houston is a port-city: Houston, Galveston, Conroe, Corpus and all the towns in-between are coastal cities and towns. 
3. ASAP: Buy jet skis, boats, rafts, kayaks... build a canoe. Hell at the least own a good innertube.
4. The Cajun Navy. #Bruh #WhoDat
5. Houston is "drownable."   
6. Keep life jackets in the hall closet. Don't forget the speciality ones for Baby and pets.
7. H-Town Navy. #WhereTheyAtTho
8. HoUSton. 
9. Trump. 
10. Mayor Sylvester Turner for Governor.

BONUS:
  11. Where exactly was Steve Harvey during all of this? Is he still a comedian cause there's so much material here..
    12.  Mattress Mack is that dude.  
    13.  H-Town still holdin.' Mayne Hold up. #SunnyOrGrey